Funny Religious Comments

I heard a couple of funny comments recently.

The first was by a person expressing their apalledness at how non-Christian was the statement made by someone else: "If Jesus could hear you say that, he would be spinning in his grave!"

The other was description of how enthralled the audience was for Steve Jobs' presentation at MacWorld, which went something like this: "You would think he was showing them Jesus' bones or something."

News flash! Jesus' grave is still empty, and his bones are not available for show and tell, given that he is using them. Permanently.